Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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