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  • Before I cum in a girl, I like to sing "never gonna give you up" and afterwards announce that she gas been dickrolled, it's just my way -Rick Astley

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:13pm
  • The mods choose texts to sell shirts not to make the masses chuckle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:33am
  • Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 6:37pm
  • HEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 11/09/09

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:12am
  • Really? This shit gets through and the high lights and low lights of my life never do, i need to hurry up and die

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 8:39am
  • in soviet russia fingers smell you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:32pm
  • MY FINGER SMELLS LIKE YOUR MOTHERS POO-HOLE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 8:10am
  • nooo way lolll. what an LBR! i bet theyy arent part of a clique like mine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:20am
  • This is from a Dane cook standup.... FAIL!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:31pm
  • I live in Minnesota and this shows the simplicity of shit heads.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:50pm
  • seriously? this is a worthy text?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:02pm
  • That's what she said

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:32am
  • My finger smells like my asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:04am
  • I'm pretty sure 9:24 and 9:40 are the mod who put this text up on here and now realize that was stupid and that the lame crap gets put up and the funny stuff doesnt. Why else would he be so defensive?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:26am
  • Wanna nap with me then?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:37pm
  • Charles Rutherford thinks u all work for [TFLN] Charles Rutherford is the best thing that ever happened to [TFLN] Charles Rutherford is HOLLYWOOD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:50pm
  • How the fuck did this make it on here?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:48pm
  • Some actually funny texts do not get on, and this does? This site has gone to shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:39pm
  • 9:24 you are a fucking moron! What the fuck would the purpose of posting the texts on this damn site be if they were not funny, interesting, amusing, entertaining? They all kind of fall under funny because texts mostly are that way. Do you want just regular text messages, you want to read lame, everyday actions from people? You are a true idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:35pm
  • perhaps he should have said, smell my phone... gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:18pm
  • 1:20 you are so stupid. who agrees?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:51am
  • this is fucking stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:24pm
  • this makes me think of beavis and butthead

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:11pm
  • Did you grab my ass?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:50pm
  • This site is getting worse

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:47pm
  • I'm the man who has the ball. I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why i am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick... everyone. -Kenny Powers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:11pm
  • not funny even for a second

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:10am
  • If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:59am
  • WHO THE HELL IS CHARLES RUTHERFORD?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:19pm
  • First. You're the man, Jeff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:16pm
  • U are the ppl that ruin good things for me>:(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 10 at 11:16pm
  • Okay you retards, WHERE the fuck does it say TFLN texts have to be funny? WHERE? Is that what the F is for? IS IT? You cockmunching douchebags!!!! Go away.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:24pm
  • In soviet Russia fingers smell you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:15pm
  • This is stupid. First.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:01pm
  • my finger smells like pussy. My pussy. And its making me horny :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:12pm
  • This text is so lame !.. i used to post funny texts !... Then i became a ginger ! - Davey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:37pm
  • The only thing funny about this site anymore is Jeff. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:18am
  • yeah someone would say this through a text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:04pm
  • Cut my cock off and use it as a toothbrush

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:15pm
  • Are you telling me how to live my life?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:39am
  • What context dumbass? He or she probly had that finger in his or her own ass. Stupid text doesn't deserve posting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:13pm
  • Seriously, this site is begining to suck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 5:16pm
  • Charles Rutherford would rather smell your asshole directly, cut out the middleman

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:09pm
  • Oooh look, another cockmunching douchebag. This site appears to be full of them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:40pm
  • What in the shit is with these retarded texts?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:21pm
  • Ur right 10:26 and 11:33 is the same mod.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 4:51pm
  • ahhhgreed. what a loser beyond repair. like ehmagawd realllay? whatevvvar i have a hawwt boyfrand annnd a pretttayy clique so i dawnt caaaare at awl! (;

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:53pm
  • 750, from where I'm standing it's physically impossible to grab your ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:16pm
  • I picture some teen just fingered a girl, but they can't be verbal cuz the girl is still around, so he texts his friend this right beside him...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:21pm
  • I smelled something once... -Luke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:08am
  • This site should be shut down for putting this lame text up. And Charles Rutherford's finger smells like his own butt. - Fishbulb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:17pm
  • your whole body smells like ass. why should I expect anything different on your finger

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:47pm
  • I'll smell your finger if you'll kiss my ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:08pm
  • Are you fucking serious!? This is not funny at all, and I've had a text posted on this site before sovi know that there not all fake, what the fuck is wrong with these mods

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:08pm
  •  this finger? 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:02pm
  • It doesn't count if you stuck it up your own ass....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:39am
  • Yeah, it's the best!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:52pm
  • Why are people getting crazy over ONE disliked text? Damn. Obviously you have nothing better to do than be on here so stop complaining.

    Submitted by kdubbs on May 18, 10 at 12:05am
  • Charles Rutherford's finger stinks when it's wet!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:06pm
  • Fuck yall... He took something that we've all said and used it completely out of context (digitally) for comedy's sake. Hilarious.

    Submitted by wally1012 on Mar 13, 11 at 3:40am
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:46pm
  • probably sent by a tfln mod and obviously is been with his thumb up his ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:29pm
  • Good shit jeff.. U sumbitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:48pm
  • I'm sorry, I thought funny texts we're suppose to be posted??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:55pm
  • :( no sorry not good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 6:32pm
  • Smell your finger? More like sniff your digit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:39am
  • Haha 7:50 I just watched Night at the Roxbury. Did you grab my ass? Sir, from across the room that is PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:29am
  • So fucking dumb What kinda of weird fuck sends that as a text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:05pm
  • Haha! I love Jeff! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:15pm
  • Oh I get it, the OP has recently engaged in anal sex and stuck his finger intocthe sphincter of their partner -Jeff, now slightly turned on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:11pm
  • hahaha smell my finger so clever soooo interesting. sooo funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:33pm
  • Charles Rutherford thinks it smells like ur mother Norman

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:02pm
  • Pretty hot there 8:12 ;]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:01am
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:58pm
  • SERIOUSLY TFLN? You allow this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:04pm
  • I don't get the soviet Russia jokes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:57pm
  • Jeff for president!! He's gotta be better then our current eggplant..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:14pm
  • Wow, this site gets gayer by the day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:28pm
  • Think of the context u tards!!! Dude obviously just fingered a bitch with a nasty pussy!!! Oh and Jeff please fucking choke to death on a cock!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:05pm
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because...wait, it's not. - Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:58pm