smell my finger.
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Before I cum in a girl, I like to sing "never gonna give you up" and afterwards announce that she gas been dickrolled, it's just my way
The mods choose texts to sell shirts not to make the masses chuckle
Really? This shit gets through and the high lights and low lights of my life never do, i need to hurry up and die
in soviet russia fingers smell you.
MY FINGER SMELLS LIKE YOUR MOTHERS POO-HOLE.
This is from a Dane cook standup.... FAIL!
nooo way lolll. what an LBR! i bet theyy arent part of a clique like mine.
That's what she said
My finger smells like my asshole
seriously? this is a worthy text?
Wanna nap with me then?
I live in Minnesota and this shows the simplicity of shit heads.
Some actually funny texts do not get on, and this does? This site has gone to shit.
How the fuck did this make it on here?
9:24 you are a fucking moron! What the fuck would the purpose of posting the texts on this damn site be if they were not funny, interesting, amusing, entertaining? They all kind of fall under funny because texts mostly are that way.
Do you want just regular text messages, you want to read lame, everyday actions from people?
You are a true idiot.
I'm pretty sure 9:24 and 9:40 are the mod who put this text up on here and now realize that was stupid and that the lame crap gets put up and the funny stuff doesnt. Why else would he be so defensive?
Charles Rutherford thinks u all work for [TFLN]
Charles Rutherford is the best thing that ever happened to [TFLN]
Charles Rutherford is HOLLYWOOD
perhaps he should have said, smell my phone... gross
1:20 you are so stupid. who agrees?
Did you grab my ass?
this is fucking stupid.
WHO THE HELL IS CHARLES RUTHERFORD?!?!
This site is getting worse
U are the ppl that ruin good things for me>:(
not funny even for a second
If I had a Nickel..
I'm the man who has the ball. I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why i am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick... everyone.
this makes me think of beavis and butthead
First. You're the man, Jeff.
my finger smells like pussy. My pussy. And its making me horny :)
Okay you retards, WHERE the fuck does it say TFLN texts have to be funny? WHERE? Is that what the F is for? IS IT? You cockmunching douchebags!!!! Go away.
The only thing funny about this site anymore is Jeff. :(
This is stupid. First.
Are you telling me how to live my life?
yeah someone would say this through a text.
In soviet Russia fingers smell you
Cut my cock off and use it as a toothbrush
This text is so lame !.. i used to post funny texts !... Then i became a ginger !
Seriously, this site is begining to suck
What in the shit is with these retarded texts?
Charles Rutherford would rather smell your asshole directly, cut out the middleman
your whole body smells like ass. why should I expect anything different on your finger
Ur right 10:26 and 11:33 is the same mod.
Oooh look, another cockmunching douchebag. This site appears to be full of them.
What context dumbass? He or she probly had that finger in his or her own ass. Stupid text doesn't deserve posting.
ahhhgreed. what a loser beyond repair. like ehmagawd realllay? whatevvvar i have a hawwt boyfrand annnd a pretttayy clique so i dawnt caaaare at awl! (;
I smelled something once...
This site should be shut down for putting this lame text up. And Charles Rutherford's finger smells like his own butt.
750, from where I'm standing it's physically impossible to grab your ass
I picture some teen just fingered a girl, but they can't be verbal cuz the girl is still around, so he texts his friend this right beside him...
I'll smell your finger if you'll kiss my ass.
Are you fucking serious!? This is not funny at all, and I've had a text posted on this site before sovi know that there not all fake, what the fuck is wrong with these mods
It doesn't count if you stuck it up your own ass....
Why are people getting crazy over ONE disliked text? Damn. Obviously you have nothing better to do than be on here so stop complaining.
Charles Rutherford's finger stinks when it's wet!
Yeah, it's the best!
probably sent by a tfln mod and obviously is been with his thumb up his ass.
:( no sorry not good
Good shit jeff.. U sumbitch
Fuck yall... He took something that we've all said and used it completely out of context (digitally) for comedy's sake. Hilarious.
I'm sorry, I thought funny texts we're suppose to be posted??
Smell your finger? More like sniff your digit.
Haha 7:50 I just watched Night at the Roxbury. Did you grab my ass? Sir, from across the room that is PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
Oh I get it, the OP has recently engaged in anal sex and stuck his finger intocthe sphincter of their partner
-Jeff, now slightly turned on
hahaha smell my finger so clever soooo interesting. sooo funny.
So fucking dumb
What kinda of weird fuck sends that as a text
Haha! I love Jeff! :D
Charles Rutherford thinks it smells like ur mother Norman
Pretty hot there 8:12 ;]
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SERIOUSLY TFLN? You allow this?
I don't get the soviet Russia jokes
Jeff for president!! He's gotta be better then our current eggplant..
Wow, this site gets gayer by the day.
Think of the context u tards!!! Dude obviously just fingered a bitch with a nasty pussy!!!
Oh and Jeff please fucking choke to death on a cock!!!
Oh I get it! It's funny because...wait, it's not.