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  • 78 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:13pm

    Before I cum in a girl, I like to sing "never gonna give you up" and afterwards announce that she gas been dickrolled, it's just my way -Rick Astley

  • 77 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:32pm

    in soviet russia fingers smell you.

  • 74 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:37pm

    Wanna nap with me then?

  • 73 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:02pm

    seriously? this is a worthy text?

  • 68 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:33am

    The mods choose texts to sell shirts not to make the masses chuckle

  • 67 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 8:10am

    MY FINGER SMELLS LIKE YOUR MOTHERS POO-HOLE.

  • 62 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:31pm

    This is from a Dane cook standup.... FAIL!

  • 62 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 8:39am

    Really? This shit gets through and the high lights and low lights of my life never do, i need to hurry up and die

  • 66 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:16pm

    750, from where I'm standing it's physically impossible to grab your ass

  • 65 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:50pm

    I live in Minnesota and this shows the simplicity of shit heads.

  • 63 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:37pm

    This text is so lame !.. i used to post funny texts !... Then i became a ginger ! - Davey

  • 60 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:18am

    The only thing funny about this site anymore is Jeff. :(

  • 65 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:15pm

    In soviet Russia fingers smell you

  • 67 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:29pm

    probably sent by a tfln mod and obviously is been with his thumb up his ass.

  • 64 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:10am

    not funny even for a second

  • 64 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:50pm

    Charles Rutherford thinks u all work for [TFLN] Charles Rutherford is the best thing that ever happened to [TFLN] Charles Rutherford is HOLLYWOOD

  • 63 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:35pm

    9:24 you are a fucking moron! What the fuck would the purpose of posting the texts on this damn site be if they were not funny, interesting, amusing, entertaining? They all kind of fall under funny because texts mostly are that way. Do you want just regular text messages, you want to read lame, everyday actions from people? You are a true idiot.

  • 59 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:32am

    That's what she said

  • 63 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:08pm

    Are you fucking serious!? This is not funny at all, and I've had a text posted on this site before sovi know that there not all fake, what the fuck is wrong with these mods

  • 62 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:48pm

    Good shit jeff.. U sumbitch

  • 66 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:47pm

    This site is getting worse

  • 58 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:59am

    If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon

  • 60 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:39pm

    Some actually funny texts do not get on, and this does? This site has gone to shit.

  • 63 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:12pm

    my finger smells like pussy. My pussy. And its making me horny :)

  • 59 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:11pm

    this makes me think of beavis and butthead

  • 58 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:12am

    HEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 11/09/09

  • 60 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:39am

    Are you telling me how to live my life?

  • 61 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:48pm

    How the fuck did this make it on here?

  • 57 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:18pm

    perhaps he should have said, smell my phone... gross

  • 68 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:01pm

    This is stupid. First.

  • 57 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 4:51pm

    Ur right 10:26 and 11:33 is the same mod.

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:40pm

    Oooh look, another cockmunching douchebag. This site appears to be full of them.

  • 54 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:11pm

    I'm the man who has the ball. I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why i am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick... everyone. -Kenny Powers

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 6:37pm

    Haha

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:53pm

    ahhhgreed. what a loser beyond repair. like ehmagawd realllay? whatevvvar i have a hawwt boyfrand annnd a pretttayy clique so i dawnt caaaare at awl! (;

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:46pm

    

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:39am

    It doesn't count if you stuck it up your own ass....

  • 51 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:09pm

    Charles Rutherford would rather smell your asshole directly, cut out the middleman

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:16pm

    First. You're the man, Jeff.

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:17pm

    This site should be shut down for putting this lame text up. And Charles Rutherford's finger smells like his own butt. - Fishbulb

  • 53 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:21pm

    I picture some teen just fingered a girl, but they can't be verbal cuz the girl is still around, so he texts his friend this right beside him...

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:06pm

    Charles Rutherford's finger stinks when it's wet!

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 10 at 11:16pm

    U are the ppl that ruin good things for me>:(

  • 55 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:04am

    My finger smells like my asshole

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:08am

    I smelled something once... -Luke

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:04pm

    yeah someone would say this through a text.

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:58pm

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  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:15pm

    Cut my cock off and use it as a toothbrush

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:21pm

    What in the shit is with these retarded texts?

  • 47 44
    Submitted by wally1012 on Mar 13, 11 at 3:40am

    Fuck yall... He took something that we've all said and used it completely out of context (digitally) for comedy's sake. Hilarious.

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:20am

    nooo way lolll. what an LBR! i bet theyy arent part of a clique like mine.

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:24pm

    this is fucking stupid.

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:51am

    1:20 you are so stupid. who agrees?

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:24pm

    Okay you retards, WHERE the fuck does it say TFLN texts have to be funny? WHERE? Is that what the F is for? IS IT? You cockmunching douchebags!!!! Go away.

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:04pm

    SERIOUSLY TFLN? You allow this?

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:01am

    Pretty hot there 8:12 ;]

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:02pm

     this finger? 

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:19pm

    WHO THE HELL IS CHARLES RUTHERFORD?!?!

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:08pm

    I'll smell your finger if you'll kiss my ass.

  • 49 54
    Submitted by kdubbs on May 18, 10 at 12:05am

    Why are people getting crazy over ONE disliked text? Damn. Obviously you have nothing better to do than be on here so stop complaining.

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:02pm

    Charles Rutherford thinks it smells like ur mother Norman

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:29am

    Haha 7:50 I just watched Night at the Roxbury. Did you grab my ass? Sir, from across the room that is PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 6:32pm

    :( no sorry not good

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:26am

    I'm pretty sure 9:24 and 9:40 are the mod who put this text up on here and now realize that was stupid and that the lame crap gets put up and the funny stuff doesnt. Why else would he be so defensive?

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:33pm

    hahaha smell my finger so clever soooo interesting. sooo funny.

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:11pm

    Oh I get it, the OP has recently engaged in anal sex and stuck his finger intocthe sphincter of their partner -Jeff, now slightly turned on

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:14pm

    Jeff for president!! He's gotta be better then our current eggplant..

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:52pm

    Yeah, it's the best!

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:39am

    Smell your finger? More like sniff your digit.

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:05pm

    Think of the context u tards!!! Dude obviously just fingered a bitch with a nasty pussy!!! Oh and Jeff please fucking choke to death on a cock!!!

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:58pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because...wait, it's not. - Jeff

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:50pm

    Did you grab my ass?

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:55pm

    I'm sorry, I thought funny texts we're suppose to be posted??

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:13pm

    What context dumbass? He or she probly had that finger in his or her own ass. Stupid text doesn't deserve posting.

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:47pm

    your whole body smells like ass. why should I expect anything different on your finger

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:05pm

    So fucking dumb What kinda of weird fuck sends that as a text

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:28pm

    Wow, this site gets gayer by the day.

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 5:16pm

    Seriously, this site is begining to suck

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:15pm

    Haha! I love Jeff! :D

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:57pm

    I don't get the soviet Russia jokes