There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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