that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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