I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
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"Gee, bank account, why you gotta be so negative?" \n\nOh, that's why.
Cry for help? Step up your game an quit being a pu$$y.
200 bucks in TWO WEEKS?!?1? Freaking amateurs, I tell ya...I spent $800 just last week, and I'm a bartender, so I get free booze most of the time.
That sounds about right for me, if that's a cry for help, I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
That's one night at the titty bar grasshopper... An early night at that!
Call me once you have $1500 table minimums.