It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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