Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
