I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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