you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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