i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
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Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
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