I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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