He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
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i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
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Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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