I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Holy sore nipples Batman
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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