someone threw a dead crab at me
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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