legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
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You know people, you sound so much less like a douche bag if you leave out the word "legit".
Ur a fucking LIAR. This is some fake ass shit
FROM CHICAGO WHERE DID UR parents go to school??? obviously no where good
Why don't u puke in the shitter like everyone else u homo. This tfln is full of shit and only posts bullshit
That would destroy your throat... Two bowls in a day. =\ good lie though.
Grandama tried it and sait it was a bit tart, but Dad wolfed down a whole bowl himself. Said it was better than your mom's cooking ever was and now wants you to make it for him every day!
They couldn't smell that it wasn't puke?
That's gross flush that down the toilet!
Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... I bet your roomate is so lucky
OP's parents are also the stars of "2girls1cup" so it was no big deal.
Do your parents nit have noses?
Can't handle your drank shouldn't drink bitch
don't be a dick. i'm sure you never drank too much cause you're perfect
this is fake... why would your parents be in your dorm?
Must suck to be a pussy, huh?