I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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