I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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