Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
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Why did you think it was so necessary to submit this dumb text?
Cookies, stimulating a hole, or "just incase"... Take ur pick
Because you're a tool?
Cause you are turning into your mother a bit early.
Or you practicing your physical therapy techniques on getting knots out of the legs??
You forgot to make soul cakes for Samhain, so you thought you would make it up to your dead ancestors tonight...
your alias is jeb, and you make this comment? really? good one.
So ya could shove it in your vag later
Bowling pins are better. Fired!
So you can bean men over the head with it like in the Looney Tunes cartoons?
If this comment gets 500 thumbs down, I'll stop trolling permanently.
you're too good to stop