operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
