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  • Submitted by theJoker45 on Apr 23, 11 at 5:34pm

    Why not dry hump ON the washing machine?

  • Submitted by Phys on Apr 23, 11 at 6:16pm

    It's nice to see middle schoolers helping with the laundry

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    Submitted by iDreamOfWeenie on Apr 23, 11 at 4:08pm

    That's um... really fast

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    Submitted by canonymous on Apr 23, 11 at 6:15pm

    well lets just say if you were dry humping to the sound of microwave,you'd be done in 30 seconds

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    Submitted by RuralNinja on Apr 23, 11 at 4:14pm

    Dry humping? Why not real humping?

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    Submitted by notclevernow on Apr 23, 11 at 7:39pm

    I'm with Joker. Get on the machine to reallllly bump and grind.

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    Submitted by enormoustard on Apr 24, 11 at 9:02am

    "Dry humping... that's 2nd base in Christian baseball." - Daniel Tosh

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    Submitted by SD_4_Life on Apr 23, 11 at 3:40pm

    Hump cycle!!!

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    Submitted by Masturch33f on Apr 24, 11 at 3:06am

    canonymous isn't getting enough love for that awesome comment - that's great. However at that speed I would have to say 10 seconds max.

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    Submitted by llamacamelsheart on Apr 24, 11 at 7:47am

    Guys, come on... Do it for real. Wouldn't dry humping get you in alot of trouble if his parents went down there? It would make it even worse if you did it to the beat... hey! You did it anyways.

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    Submitted by LegitimatePandas on Apr 24, 11 at 8:38pm

    I'd love to see the dryer

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    Submitted by jltc on Apr 24, 11 at 10:28am

    Aaahhh LYING LYING LYING LYING LYING!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by aphroditie21 on Apr 25, 11 at 11:58am

    put the clothes in the washer and do it right on top of it...multitasking 101...

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    Submitted by joshua_valentine on Nov 20, 12 at 12:28pm

    I remember my first kindergarten party...