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    Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 15, 11 at 10:33am

    I don't know for sure, but I believe this is a Ron White joke. Either way, grats on it just being a citation :) Where I'm from you would've ended up in the drunk tank until you sobered up.

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      Submitted by slammin211s on Aug 15, 11 at 4:50pm

      definitley a ron white joke but the op did put his own twist on it

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    Submitted by rawdfarva on Aug 18, 11 at 2:39am

    "I got thrown out of a bar in new York city"

  • Submitted by Santino on Aug 15, 11 at 12:41pm

    It is a Ron White statement. Way to be original fuck head

  • Submitted by cl242 on Aug 16, 11 at 10:35am

    yes its a part of ron white tater salad drunk in public skit then he throws his own two lines into it and makes it his own

  • Submitted by kaylahalsey on Aug 19, 11 at 11:24pm

    ron white is prob not the first or last person to think this thought.