do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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