brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
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Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
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I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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