Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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