He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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