Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
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constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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