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(336): View more from North Carolina

haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?

(919): View more from North Carolina

i cant lie to you.

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(810): View more from Michigan

If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?

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I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own

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(509): View more from Washington

I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.

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(253): View more from Washington

I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.

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