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  • 126 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:26am
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    She should buy you a magnum condum. Her way of saying your a big dick!

  • 128 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:06am
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    ew. you all sound like my ex. im not even fat, im a 6, but he kept telling me my 15yo anorexic sister was hotter. i hope you all die alone.

  • 88 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:57am
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    This is way funny, but from a girlfriends point of view.....you're a jerk. Maybe she will buy you the extra small condoms you need. Her way of saying your dick is too small.

  • 98 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:20am
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    Funny, but I highly doubt the girl in question is actually fat. Some people have no concept o f fat and think anything above a size 4 is fat. (HInt: It's not) Guys let themselves go just as bad as girls do, so don't start that stupid gender war.

  • 77 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:12am
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    ^ this. most boys let themselves go a thousand times worse than women. i'm sorry, we have standards too. being bald and fat doesn't do it for us.

  • 82 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:45am
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    Hope she dumps you, asshole

  • 86 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:03am
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    "Women, don't let yourselves go when you've found a man..." Well, a shallow man like that is worth losing. Especially a bastard like the OP. Guys act like such prizes, when they all have the sense of humor of a 14 year old and let their gut hang over their waistband by the age of 29.

  • 76 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:00am
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    I hope she gets you a bottle of Jergen's.

  • 81 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:43am
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    9:27 A wake-up call should be a straight "Honey, you're gaining weight" Not a back-handed "gift" If her weight gain is a problem, then he (or she) should just tell them.

  • 72 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:17pm
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    I agree that men should not get fat because I don't want to look at fat men. Thank you very much.

  • 80 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:33am
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    That's a fucking dick move asshole

  • 60 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:26pm
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    12:29, you do realize women's bodies are designed to store more fat than men's, and fluctuating levels of estrogen as they age cause them to gain weight despite their diet and exercise habits? That's why most women can't fit into their wedding dresses. You really want to try claiming most men can fit into their tuxedos? Not with that beer belly.

  • 70 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:02pm
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    I stay in shape to be healthy, not to keep a man or attract them. Any of you assholes calling women bitches and telling them to get to the gym aren't very likely in any relationship. Good luck with that.

  • 52 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 4:04pm
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    OP is getting dumped for Christmas.

  • 60 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:45am
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    That's what happens when you don't use protection. Or a pill.

  • 61 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:48am
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    9:43 Ironically enough, wearing clothes that are too small creates muffin tops too. Logic fail.

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:42pm
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    OP is a flaming douchenozzle. He sure isn't a man you want to keep.

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:57pm
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    just because you didn't CHOSE to go bald doesn't mean we have to like you for it. that's not an excuse to give up on the rest of your body. idiots.

  • 51 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:42am
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    2:12, there's a big difference between shaming your girlfriend about her recent weight gain in the most manipulative way possible and some idiot females lusting after movie stars they'll never meet.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:44am
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    What's wrong with a girl who's got a little meat on their bones? I find that extremely sexy.

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:03am
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    you could go with a retarded, passive-aggressive gift on a holiday centered on love and generosity... and she could easily, justifiably, beat your ass.

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:37am
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    Fuck you douche. Do you not realize the damage You could be causing by doing that?? Seriously fuck you and go to hell.

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:50pm
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    12:20, obesity rates are much higher for men. You think older women let themselves go? Certainly not like older men. Men think they don't have to worry about their appearance, that a wife basically replaces their mother, and she'll buy him nice clothes and keep everything clean... You guys have to make the effort yourselves.

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:43am
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    The post is prob from a boyfriend but I could see it being from a sister or something too. I've been with my bf for almost 4 years and I've made an effort to keep my weight the same (I'd say my weight but you'd all tell me I'm anorexic) but he has definitely let himself go. But I really don't care. Being a good bf and person is a much better thing than a jerk with a 6 pack. If this text is from a boyfriend who wants her to lose weight then he should have just suggested going on a run or a hike together.

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:10am
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    Screw Canada (and the big bone thing)

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:25pm
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    2:15, put down the McDonald's and Budweiser and go for a jog. Not only will it work off that gut, but it will dislodge the stick in your ass AND cool off your irrelevant rage.

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:49pm
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    5:12 So, how's that lonely middle age bachelor life working out for you? Ever going to get that family you hoped for? Nope, didn't think so.

  • 43 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:18am
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    i hope you are there to support her when she develops an eating disorder from her bad body image promoted by you, and from the emotional havoc you throw on her.

  • 43 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:51pm
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    1h46 continues My way of saying, tiny isn't good everywhere

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:29pm
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    i understand the fact that she might need to lose some weight but buying her a sweater thats too small was a dick way of telliong her. if you really cared about her and her weight you would have just told her!

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:19pm
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    I agree that children should not get fat because I don't want to look at fat children. Thank you very much.

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:41am
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    That was very subtle and polite. Couldn't have done it better gives her somethin to look forward to. ND her weight shouldn't matter as long as she can still get u up and break it down nice on yo shit. IF SHE LOST NOT ONE SeXual capability nd is freakier then open the sumo gates and go for it

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:06am
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    Nobody is saying girls should be fat. Just that guys need to keep some perspective on their receding hairlines and relaxed fit Dockers before they start throwing fits about their self-proclaimed entitlement to attractive women.

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:40am
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    Weight is meaningless. You can look fat or extremely skinny. BMI is what really counts. -HMR ;D

  • 41 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:16am
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    12:30 (first one) - Well stated. Five pounds is not too much and everyone should be able to correspond as diplomatically as you.

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:54am
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    9:27 and 9:57 - you are my gods now. awesome!

  • 39 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:02am
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    12:17, nope, I'm petite and at an average-to-low weight for my height. Even if I was heavy, that wouldn't invalidate what I have to say. Just because I've always been fairly thin doesn't mean I think people should say nasty things about heavier girls.

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:17am
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    dang i hope no one ever marries your sorry ass nobody deserves to be treated like that...i was at the mall last night and omg all the skinny bitches and skinny dudes it was so gross. i like my man hes 6'4" and 250lbs he was a linebacker in highschool and college :p

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:39pm
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    215 what's it like having to pay for sex?

  • 41 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:12am
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    2:15, ummm do you even have any basis to what you just said? Do you really think that women are the only ones to sit in front of the TV all day? What is it with some of you guys who will go and say some pretty horrible things about women when in reality, it's not just the women who do these things.

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:02am
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    Lmao. You, you're a professional!

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 6:56pm
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    I'm of the female persuasion and I found this funny. Relax. Though, first thing that came to mind is that you should have bought her an XL sweater. I'd think getting a gift that's too small would be flattering, like "Aw, my boyfriend thinks I'm a size small. That's cute." but if she got something much to large she'd be all "Shit, my boyfriend thinks I'm fat!" Think about it.

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 4:45pm
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    I like it if she has, gives her motivation to give the 15 back

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:02pm
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    and she buys you small underwear. Her way of saying that you have no dick

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:41am
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    Good job New Mexico! Way to make your momma proud...

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:37am
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    And she got you magnums as a reminder that you can't fit into them and look like a baby carrot. Alls fair in love and war babe

  • 60 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:43am
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    no one likes muffin tops. stop taking a stance on what constitutes fat.

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 7:23am
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    6:58. The Heart Association? A person can be in trouble with their heart at any weight depending on diet and exercise. Not a good reason. The OP is a passive-agressive 12 year old who is lacking balls (real or fake) to talk to their gf

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 7:01am
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    Women wouldn't lust after actors if they weren't shallow.

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:58am
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    Why are people assuming OP is a man and why assuming that if he is a man he has to have a small penis? Do hung men prefer fat women? Also, according to the heart association you shouldn't let yourself go.

    • 22 32
      Submitted by sassyfattie on Sep 22, 10 at 5:26am
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      yes hung men like the fatties!!! LOL Kidding of course, but the small boxers are a way of messing with his self esteem like a small sweater would do to most of us women

  • 37 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:27am
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    7:01 Lust by definition is shallow, as everyone experiences lust, it is not used as a basis for how shallow an individual is. A person could lust after anyone (including actors and actresses) and still love, date, and be attracted to people who are not as attractive as movie stars. Your point is invalid.

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:57am
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    8:44 that's awesome!!! Lol nice concept

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:07pm
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    Also, how about we all just don't get fat. It's unhealthy, so next time you go to McDonald's try NOT to order five supersized burgers for one meal.

  • 66 110
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:04am
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    I may follow your lead. Girls need to realize that once they get a man not to let themselves go.

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:47pm
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    Personally I like your creativity

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:59am
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    a little weight gain can be expected on both ends. However if you almost double in weight or if you act like a damn slob that is unacceptable. My body isn't as tight and toned as it was in college when I played baseball, but I don't have excess fat taking residence on stomach

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:38pm
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    looks like you're not getting laid tonight.

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:19am
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    9:57 that was awesome.

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 7:07am
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    5:59/ 6:17 thumbs up/thumbs down double standard much?

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:46pm
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    I would buy you small boxers back.

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:17am
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    ahahaha. this is quite mean but gosh some girls seriously stop caring about their looks and let themselves go once they get in a relationship & they shouldnt. but then again guys have no idea how self-conscious us girls get about shit like that. She probably is still thinking about it and letting it get the best of her.

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:49am
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    hope she dumps on you, asshole.

  • 62 110
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:20am
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    First off, I'm a girl. Second, that's a really awesome idea! Way to be 'subtle.' Third, girls should NOT let themselves go because they have a man. It's like false advertising. Finally, same goes for guys.

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 2:59am
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    That's a nasty, backhanded "gift" that subverts the meaning of giving in the first place. First of all, she probably doesn't have a weight problem, and secondly, if she does, that's an insensitive way to "tell" her. Someone close to me is dealing with anorexia, and I could see her asshole ex doing something like this b/c he had no concept of reality. If this is a boyfriend, he should realize how hurtful this could be, and what an impact it could make.

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 8:44pm
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    1) Douchebag. If you only like her for her body, dump her. If you like her for herself, get over it. 2) Fitting revenge is not a gift of x-small condoms, but rather x-large condoms...put into a regular box.

  • 33 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:26pm
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    thats kinda mean haha

  • 39 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:08pm
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    IM SOOOOOOOOOO TAKING UR IDEA..... FUCKIN AWESOME

  • 42 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:21pm
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    obviously the majority of people on this site are fat women

  • 38 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:55am
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    i mean 9:26 (second) and 9:57 ... sorry, my bad!

  • 34 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 11:57pm
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    So telling her straight up would be better? Whatever more than half of girls would freak out if their boyfriend told them that. He was trying to be subtle about it. He gave her a small sweater so she could figure it out on her own she had gained weight. My gosh...

  • 43 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:50pm
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    Well 5:12 p.m. doesn't have to worry if he gets fat and works at Burger King for the rest of his life. No woman ever wants a man with that kind of attitude.

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 5:59pm
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    I agree that women should not get fat because I don't want to look at fat women. Thank you very much.

  • 42 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:53pm
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    I bet Miley Cyrus never gets fat because she's smarter than all the women who read TFLN.

  • 39 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:21am
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    you shoulda gotten her an XL

  • 32 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:47pm
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    it doesnt even have to be a girlfriend, maybe a good friend, or a sister, cousin, someone you hate.. i like it!

  • 35 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:08am
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    12:29 All us women are trying to say is that the same goes for men. We're not trying to say that women are allowed to let themselves go, we're saying that the men shouldn't either.

  • 30 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 7:02am
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    1:37 AM : cranky pants much?

  • 32 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 7:05am
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    Cuz as we all kno, women r the only ones in the world that r over weight. Omg. Sexist pigs! Really? U must be joking. How the hell do u get to a point where u think it's only women that let themselves go? I suppose u think we should all spend all out tine in the kitchen, gym, and Botox office? Go fuck yrselve. It's disgusting to see hit like that

  • 27 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:45am
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    I purposely fucked your best friend, my way of saying your bad in bed

  • 38 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:15pm
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    If women let themselves go and get fat, they have to lower their standards if they want to get a man. Fact. Women need to get off their lazy asses and stop watching so much TV and they won't have a cellulite explosion in their thighs.

  • 36 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:55am
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    1012 maybe you missed the part in class that discussed the baldness gene. There is no eating 50 whoppers gene

  • 36 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:39am
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    Hey 11:10, just beacuse you didn't choose it, doesn't mean it looks good.

  • 44 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:06am
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    AHAHHAHAHAHAH that's hilarious. my bf would probably do that if i got fat

  • 31 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:20am
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    Awesome idea. I bought my girl a gym membership.

  • 31 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 5:01pm
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    ...I don't know about other girls but I start to feel gross if I put on extra weight, especially around my waste. So I think feeling good and healthy is motivation enough for women to stay in shape. Although I guess bait and switch is a successful business tactic..

  • 35 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:51pm
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    OPERATION LION CASH secondly... everyone on here saying "i'm a girl" must be lieing we know all girls are permenantly banned to the kitchen

  • 43 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:10am
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    Hey 10:12. Go fuck yourself. I started losing my hair at 17. Being bald isn't something guys do on purpose because we have a girlfriend. We don't wake up the day after we get into a relationship and say "finally I can let my hair fall out!" youre a stupid bitch.

  • 33 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:17pm
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    All you whiners are probably fatasses yourselves.

  • 41 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:49am
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    Effing genius, please continue to shed your knowledge on us O”wise one. And screw all the fat haters out there. You should have worked out during your youth, now you’re just aging and growing horizontally.

  • 43 101
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:49pm
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    Women can't seriously think guys are attracted to them after they give up and get fat.

  • 30 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:25pm
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    to all haters of this post, his girl more than likely knows she is getting fat and it is making her sensative. the worst thing this guy could do is say, "hey your putting on some pounds". the sweater was motivating and polite.

  • 41 105
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 5:12pm
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    guys don't have to stay in shape. Guys have jobs and money and power. The bitches need to stay in shape. All they have is their looks and a few holes to dump a load of cum into. If the bitch doesn't stay in shape, man rules require that you dump their fat ass and go find some pussy that you like

    • 18 42
      Submitted by CannonPop on Jun 21, 10 at 5:21am
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      Dick Masterson much?

  • 46 119
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:26am
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    holy fuck thats amazing. and im a girl. itd be great motivation, cause he could be like "why dont you wear that sweater baby? i chose it specially.."

  • 28 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:55pm
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    Hey bitches... One word. TREADMILL. Learn it.