i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
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She should buy you a magnum condum. Her way of saying your a big dick!
ew. you all sound like my ex. im not even fat, im a 6, but he kept telling me my 15yo anorexic sister was hotter. i hope you all die alone.
This is way funny, but from a girlfriends point of view.....you're a jerk. Maybe she will buy you the extra small condoms you need. Her way of saying your dick is too small.
Funny, but I highly doubt the girl in question is actually fat. Some people have no concept o f fat and think anything above a size 4 is fat. (HInt: It's not)
Guys let themselves go just as bad as girls do, so don't start that stupid gender war.
2:12, there's a big difference between shaming your girlfriend about her recent weight gain in the most manipulative way possible and some idiot females lusting after movie stars they'll never meet.
Fuck you douche. Do you not realize the damage
You could be causing by doing that?? Seriously fuck you and go to hell.
"Women, don't let yourselves go when you've found a man..."
Well, a shallow man like that is worth losing. Especially a bastard like the OP. Guys act like such prizes, when they all have the sense of humor of a 14 year old and let their gut hang over their waistband by the age of 29.
That's a fucking dick move asshole
I hope she gets you a bottle of Jergen's.
9:27 A wake-up call should be a straight "Honey, you're gaining weight" Not a back-handed "gift" If her weight gain is a problem, then he (or she) should just tell them.
12:29, you do realize women's bodies are designed to store more fat than men's, and fluctuating levels of estrogen as they age cause them to gain weight despite their diet and exercise habits?
That's why most women can't fit into their wedding dresses. You really want to try claiming most men can fit into their tuxedos? Not with that beer belly.
Hope she dumps you, asshole
I agree that men should not get fat because I don't want to look at fat men.
Thank you very much.
most boys let themselves go a thousand times worse than women. i'm sorry, we have standards too. being bald and fat doesn't do it for us.
2:15, put down the McDonald's and Budweiser and go for a jog. Not only will it work off that gut, but it will dislodge the stick in your ass AND cool off your irrelevant rage.
What's wrong with a girl who's got a little meat on their bones? I find that extremely sexy.
OP is getting dumped for Christmas.
you could go with a retarded, passive-aggressive gift on a holiday centered on love and generosity...
and she could easily, justifiably, beat your ass.
just because you didn't CHOSE to go bald doesn't mean we have to like you for it. that's not an excuse to give up on the rest of your body. idiots.
OP is a flaming douchenozzle. He sure isn't a man you want to keep.
12:20, obesity rates are much higher for men. You think older women let themselves go? Certainly not like older men.
Men think they don't have to worry about their appearance, that a wife basically replaces their mother, and she'll buy him nice clothes and keep everything clean... You guys have to make the effort yourselves.
i hope you are there to support her when she develops an eating disorder from her bad body image promoted by you, and from the emotional havoc you throw on her.
no one likes muffin tops. stop taking a stance on what constitutes fat.
I stay in shape to be healthy, not to keep a man or attract them.
Any of you assholes calling women bitches and telling them to get to the gym aren't very likely in any relationship.
Good luck with that.
i understand the fact that she might need to lose some weight but buying her a sweater thats too small was a dick way of telliong her. if you really cared about her and her weight you would have just told her!
The post is prob from a boyfriend but I could see it being from a sister or something too.
I've been with my bf for almost 4 years and I've made an effort to keep my weight the same (I'd say my weight but you'd all tell me I'm anorexic) but he has definitely let himself go. But I really don't care. Being a good bf and person is a much better thing than a jerk with a 6 pack. If this text is from a boyfriend who wants her to lose weight then he should have just suggested going on a run or a hike together.
Good job New Mexico! Way to make your momma proud...
I agree that children should not get fat because I don't want to look at fat children.
Thank you very much.
9:43 Ironically enough, wearing clothes that are too small creates muffin tops too. Logic fail.
That's what happens when you don't use protection. Or a pill.
That was very subtle and polite. Couldn't have done it better gives her somethin to look forward to. ND her weight shouldn't matter as long as she can still get u up and break it down nice on yo shit. IF SHE LOST NOT ONE SeXual capability nd is freakier then open the sumo gates and go for it
Weight is meaningless. You can look fat or extremely skinny. BMI is what really counts.
6:58. The Heart Association? A person can be in trouble with their heart at any weight depending on diet and exercise. Not a good reason. The OP is a passive-agressive 12 year old who is lacking balls (real or fake) to talk to their gf
215 what's it like having to pay for sex?
9:57 that was awesome.
and she buys you small underwear. Her way of saying that you have no dick
I like it if she has, gives her motivation to give the 15 back
12:17, nope, I'm petite and at an average-to-low weight for my height. Even if I was heavy, that wouldn't invalidate what I have to say. Just because I've always been fairly thin doesn't mean I think people should say nasty things about heavier girls.
9:27 and 9:57 - you are my gods now. awesome!
So telling her straight up would be better? Whatever more than half of girls would freak out if their boyfriend told them that. He was trying to be subtle about it. He gave her a small sweater so she could figure it out on her own she had gained weight. My gosh...
Nobody is saying girls should be fat.
Just that guys need to keep some perspective on their receding hairlines and relaxed fit Dockers before they start throwing fits about their self-proclaimed entitlement to attractive women.
My way of saying, tiny isn't good everywhere
I may follow your lead. Girls need to realize that once they get a man not to let themselves go.
Screw Canada (and the big bone thing)
thats kinda mean haha
I would buy you small boxers back.
Also, how about we all just don't get fat. It's unhealthy, so next time you go to McDonald's try NOT to order five supersized burgers for one meal.
2:15, ummm do you even have any basis to what you just said? Do you really think that women are the only ones to sit in front of the TV all day? What is it with some of you guys who will go and say some pretty horrible things about women when in reality, it's not just the women who do these things.
I agree that women should not get fat because I don't want to look at fat women. Thank you very much.
All us women are trying to say is that the same goes for men. We're not trying to say that women are allowed to let themselves go, we're saying that the men shouldn't either.
Well 5:12 p.m. doesn't have to worry if he gets fat and works at Burger King for the rest of his life. No woman ever wants a man with that kind of attitude.
I'm of the female persuasion and I found this funny. Relax. Though, first thing that came to mind is that you should have bought her an XL sweater. I'd think getting a gift that's too small would be flattering, like "Aw, my boyfriend thinks I'm a size small. That's cute." but if she got something much to large she'd be all "Shit, my boyfriend thinks I'm fat!" Think about it.
I bet Miley Cyrus never gets fat because she's smarter than all the women who read TFLN.
Personally I like your creativity
Lmao. You, you're a professional!
dang i hope no one ever marries your sorry ass nobody deserves to be treated like that...i was at the mall last night and omg all the skinny bitches and skinny dudes it was so gross. i like my man hes 6'4" and 250lbs he was a linebacker in highschool and college :p
7:01 Lust by definition is shallow, as everyone experiences lust, it is not used as a basis for how shallow an individual is. A person could lust after anyone (including actors and actresses) and still love, date, and be attracted to people who are not as attractive as movie stars. Your point is invalid.
Women wouldn't lust after actors if they weren't shallow.
First off, I'm a girl. Second, that's a really awesome idea! Way to be 'subtle.' Third, girls should NOT let themselves go because they have a man. It's like false advertising. Finally, same goes for guys.
Why are people assuming OP is a man and why assuming that if he is a man he has to have a small penis? Do hung men prefer fat women? Also, according to the heart association you shouldn't let yourself go.
yes hung men like the fatties!!! LOL Kidding of course, but the small boxers are a way of messing with his self esteem like a small sweater would do to most of us women
a little weight gain can be expected on both ends. However if you almost double in weight or if you act like a damn slob that is unacceptable. My body isn't as tight and toned as it was in college when I played baseball, but I don't have excess fat taking residence on stomach
5:12 So, how's that lonely middle age bachelor life working out for you? Ever going to get that family you hoped for? Nope, didn't think so.
hope she dumps on you, asshole.
IM SOOOOOOOOOO TAKING UR IDEA.....
...I don't know about other girls but I start to feel gross if I put on extra weight, especially around my waste. So I think feeling good and healthy is motivation enough for women to stay in shape.
Although I guess bait and switch is a successful business tactic..
1) Douchebag. If you only like her for her body, dump her. If you like her for herself, get over it.
2) Fitting revenge is not a gift of x-small condoms, but rather x-large condoms...put into a regular box.
And she got you magnums as a reminder that you can't fit into them and look like a baby carrot. Alls fair in love and war babe
That's a nasty, backhanded "gift" that subverts the meaning of giving in the first place. First of all, she probably doesn't have a weight problem, and secondly, if she does, that's an insensitive way to "tell" her. Someone close to me is dealing with anorexia, and I could see her asshole ex doing something like this b/c he had no concept of reality. If this is a boyfriend, he should realize how hurtful this could be, and what an impact it could make.
12:30 (first one) - Well stated. Five pounds is not too much and everyone should be able to correspond as diplomatically as you.
8:44 that's awesome!!! Lol nice concept
1012 maybe you missed the part in class that discussed the baldness gene. There is no eating 50 whoppers gene
Awesome idea. I bought my girl a gym membership.
obviously the majority of people on this site are fat women
1:37 AM : cranky pants much?
looks like you're not getting laid tonight.
Hey 11:10, just beacuse you didn't choose it, doesn't mean it looks good.
you shoulda gotten her an XL
Hey 10:12. Go fuck yourself. I started losing my hair at 17. Being bald isn't something guys do on purpose because we have a girlfriend. We don't wake up the day after we get into a relationship and say "finally I can let my hair fall out!" youre a stupid bitch.
All you whiners are probably fatasses yourselves.
5:59/ 6:17 thumbs up/thumbs down double standard much?
Cuz as we all kno, women r the only ones in the world that r over weight. Omg. Sexist pigs! Really? U must be joking. How the hell do u get to a point where u think it's only women that let themselves go? I suppose u think we should all spend all out tine in the kitchen, gym, and Botox office? Go fuck yrselve. It's disgusting to see hit like that
ahahaha. this is quite mean but gosh some girls seriously stop caring about their looks and let themselves go once they get in a relationship & they shouldnt. but then again guys have no idea how self-conscious us girls get about shit like that. She probably is still thinking about it and letting it get the best of her.
I purposely fucked your best friend, my way of saying your bad in bed
If women let themselves go and get fat, they have to lower their standards if they want to get a man. Fact. Women need to get off their lazy asses and stop watching so much TV and they won't have a cellulite explosion in their thighs.
i mean 9:26 (second) and 9:57 ... sorry, my bad!
it doesnt even have to be a girlfriend, maybe a good friend, or a sister, cousin, someone you hate.. i like it!
AHAHHAHAHAHAH that's hilarious. my bf would probably do that if i got fat
Effing genius, please continue to shed your knowledge on us O”wise one.
And screw all the fat haters out there. You should have worked out during your youth, now you’re just aging and growing horizontally.
to all haters of this post, his girl more than likely knows she is getting fat and it is making her sensative. the worst thing this guy could do is say, "hey your putting on some pounds". the sweater was motivating and polite.
Women can't seriously think guys are attracted to them after they give up and get fat.
guys don't have to stay in shape. Guys have jobs and money and power. The bitches need to stay in shape. All they have is their looks and a few holes to dump a load of cum into. If the bitch doesn't stay in shape, man rules require that you dump their fat ass and go find some pussy that you like
Dick Masterson much?
OPERATION LION CASH
everyone on here saying "i'm a girl" must be lieing
we know all girls are permenantly banned to the kitchen
Hey bitches... One word. TREADMILL. Learn it.
holy fuck thats amazing. and im a girl. itd be great motivation, cause he could be like "why dont you wear that sweater baby? i chose it specially.."