And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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