Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
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I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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