check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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