i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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