We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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