He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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