its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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