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  • Submitted by The_Hamburgular on Dec 19, 10 at 7:28pm

    I think what he's trying to say is he got a computer virus from a porn site. He's trying to make the argument to his wife, or gf...

  • Submitted by BitchSlapper on Dec 20, 10 at 12:30am

    Better idea!! Sleep with a non slut like my wife and don't watch porn it's pathetic

  • Submitted by taylortunetracy on Dec 19, 10 at 6:54pm

    I'm assuming they mean it's better to get an STD from a pornstar in real life than getting a computer virus from a porn site. I'll stick with having neither

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      Submitted by RyanM on Dec 20, 10 at 12:04am

      Flip than around then yeah.

  • Submitted by JitsJitsJits89 on Dec 19, 10 at 3:05pm

    I really want to hear the conversation that led up to this text.

  • Submitted by XmiscreantX on Dec 28, 10 at 7:14pm

    I was actually a part of all of this... He got a virus on his system and a message popped up on screen saying "kobe tai is corrupted, possibly due to a virus" right as his wife looked at his computer monitor. Then the hilarity ensued...

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    Submitted by mikescott on Dec 20, 10 at 7:37pm

    i think The_Hamburgular has it. i have thought about using this one.

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    Submitted by fadam712 on Dec 20, 10 at 7:52am

    @bitchslapper, really? two posts ago you said you were in 8th grade, now youre married? You should prolly go away now, little kid.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 10 at 1:11am

    Hey 12:30, I'll sleep with your wife. I'll stick it in her ass while we're fuckin like porn stars!

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    Submitted by kc10 on Dec 19, 10 at 4:02pm

    how do you get a fake virus?

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    Submitted by thetrails on Dec 19, 10 at 2:46pm

    Gotta love this one. REAL funny texts do exist.