Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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