Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Found your dick twin last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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