It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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