I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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