Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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