i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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