69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I love how my cats smell like pot.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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