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  • Never sell yourself short.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:20pm
  • Umm, yes you can, but unless you're applying to be a taxi driver it won't get you a job. BTW - if you're applying to be a taxi driver you don't need a resume. . . .or a driver's license for that matter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:37am
  • Actually, you could put that you "participated in a DD program" for such and such event and as result prevented death! But for real, you could make it sound awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:53am
  • How is this a good night? This means s/he's not been getting drunk lately and doesn't have any real marketable skills. wtf.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:04pm
  • Ok Yakov Smirnoff, we can read your (sometimes) funny Soviet Russia jokes. No need to shout.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:22am
  • You can also put drug dealer on there too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:03pm
  • can you put "not funny" on it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:29am
  • First!!!!1!1!!111!1!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:28am