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  • 79 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:20pm

    Never sell yourself short.

  • 85 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:37am

    Umm, yes you can, but unless you're applying to be a taxi driver it won't get you a job. BTW - if you're applying to be a taxi driver you don't need a resume. . . .or a driver's license for that matter.

  • 81 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:03pm

    You can also put drug dealer on there too

  • 73 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:53am

    Actually, you could put that you "participated in a DD program" for such and such event and as result prevented death! But for real, you could make it sound awesome.

  • 79 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:04pm

    How is this a good night? This means s/he's not been getting drunk lately and doesn't have any real marketable skills. wtf.

  • 71 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:22am

    Ok Yakov Smirnoff, we can read your (sometimes) funny Soviet Russia jokes. No need to shout.

  • 65 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:29am

    can you put "not funny" on it?

  • 74 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:28am

    First!!!!1!1!!111!1!!