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  • Next stop...Three_Some_Ville...

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 5, 10 at 1:07pm
  • In Soviet Russia, she takes him out to dinner and then he comes over and fucks you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:12pm
  • Hmmm I wish it was that simple.... Why can't they just take turns fucking the same girl?! I mean, is sharing someone who gives the best head really all that bad just so that u can keep her?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 4:34pm
  • This is directly from Tucker max "I hope they serve beer in hell"....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:14pm
  • That's how I always prefer to roll.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:11pm
  • I'm pretty sure a situation like this was on the show Bones last night. Just sayin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:22pm
  • OMG that sounds like my current boyfriend When we were sneaking around behind my Husbands back..Epic!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 6:48pm
  • FTW!!

    Submitted by recyclops on Feb 6, 10 at 9:52am
  • My life.

    Submitted by Capt on Feb 6, 10 at 2:02pm
  • Lol to the guy who lives in new york SI is where its at

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:37am
  • Slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 8:59pm
  • That's awsome girls are such little pigs I love it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 10:07pm
  • That works ;) jk.. It's just weird... But if she's totally okay with it then fine..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 12:13pm
  • I think OP secretly want to do the other guy!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 4:09pm
  • In Ireland you all go out to dinner, then run a train on her!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:17pm
  • Lmaoo oh man, this person must take after me. Haha I love living in NY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:18am
  • Sounds like 10,000 rap songs. Get a life, loser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 2:53pm
  • Mind your own business 453 u don't kno The whole story. It's called we were swinging But I fell for my hookup.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:14pm
  • 648 you need to drop dead you cheating useless cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 4:53pm
  • First. Nice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:04pm
  • In Ireland no one would be running a train on me. You must be fcking some nasty hos. Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 11:31pm
  • She's a dirty whore and I hope she fuvking dies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:24pm
    • where do you get off telling people you hope they 'fuvking' die? shithead. the text's funny

      Submitted by makeitglow on Feb 5, 10 at 1:47pm