do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
It was like giving head to a cactus.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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