i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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