And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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