And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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At which point you should have told him he's not one to complain about size.
What a loser
Or did he lie and say his dick wasn't hard when it really was just that small..
So u both r small in the areas that count?
be resourceful...find a way to make it work!
haaaaaaaaha epic failure.
whiskey dick in Oakland
Wow some guys never grow up
He's the man, hands down .
1109 is a hater bowchickawow chicawowow biatch
What a douchebag.
Reality hurts sometimes
ugh. PITY. PARTY.
at first i thought this was in reference to normal sex, then i realized perhaps it's about breast-sex. but honestly, i'm not sure.. especially with alameda county..
Maybe she was just an ugly bitch and that's why he wasn't hard
i loooove the 510, eyyy.
Been there before. Bad times.
Tittyfucking gone wrong!
2:02 is a moron.
Titty fucking ain't for everyone.\nRemember that.
Slut was ugly and tiny tits. She deserved the verba smackdown
2:02, 903? please don't give people another reason to dislike Texans...
But how about you. Was your dick hard?
story of my life
Sounds to me like you have a $3,500 problem that is keeping you from getting some. Learn from this -go buy a pair of tits!
Grow some tits and both problems would be solved
Titty fucking ain't for everyone! Don't even try it if you're smaller than a DD.