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  • 88 31
    Submitted by artnerd on Jan 14, 10 at 9:43am
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    At which point you should have told him he's not one to complain about size.

  • 54 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:54am
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    What a loser

  • 51 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:52pm
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    Or did he lie and say his dick wasn't hard when it really was just that small..

  • 47 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 10:45am
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    Wow some guys never grow up

  • 43 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:35am
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    Jerk...

  • 33 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 11:43pm
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    1109 is a hater bowchickawow chicawowow biatch

  • 37 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:14pm
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    What a douchebag.

  • 39 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 8:27pm
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    So u both r small in the areas that count?

  • 35 21
    Submitted by awerfcxz on Jan 14, 10 at 10:20am
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    be resourceful...find a way to make it work!

  • 25 11
    Submitted by Chaplinsoup on Feb 12, 10 at 10:40pm
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    whiskey dick in Oakland

  • 32 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 11:23pm
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    Fuck him

  • 32 31
    Submitted by Anonym00se on Jan 14, 10 at 9:35am
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    Ouch. BURN

  • 28 24
    Submitted by ShlorenBompson on Jan 18, 10 at 5:36am
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    at first i thought this was in reference to normal sex, then i realized perhaps it's about breast-sex. but honestly, i'm not sure.. especially with alameda county..

  • 33 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:16pm
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    He's the man, hands down .

  • 20 11
    Submitted by giiiirlyoucrazy on Jan 26, 10 at 10:41pm
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    haaaaaaaaha epic failure.

  • 24 21
    Submitted by 2short2 on Jan 15, 10 at 7:15am
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    i loooove the 510, eyyy.

  • 20 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 9:56am
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    Asian?

  • 23 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 2:16am
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    Lol

  • 20 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 6:09pm
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    ouch.

  • 24 29
    Submitted by Michel on Jan 14, 10 at 11:14am
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    Titty fucking ain't for everyone.\nRemember that.

  • 22 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:28am
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    Hahhahahhah

  • 18 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 7:06pm
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    2:02 is a moron.

  • 26 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:56pm
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    Reality hurts sometimes

  • 22 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:56am
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    so......

  • 10 5
    Submitted by RAMPAGE11995 on May 31, 11 at 4:52pm
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    Maybe she was just an ugly bitch and that's why he wasn't hard

  • 20 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:30pm
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    But how about you. Was your dick hard?

  • 17 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 4:21am
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    Been there before. Bad times.

  • 20 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 10:53pm
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    Tittyfucking gone wrong!

  • 19 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 11:09pm
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    2:02, 903? please don't give people another reason to dislike Texans...

  • 26 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:28am
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    First

  • 23 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:41am
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    Haha great.

  • 10 15
    Submitted by meganb755 on May 30, 10 at 11:33pm
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    story of my life

  • 5 7
    Submitted by ruthy22 on Nov 24, 10 at 3:50pm
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    ugh. PITY. PARTY.

  • 25 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 10:34am
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    Titty fucking ain't for everyone! Don't even try it if you're smaller than a DD.

  • 19 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:27am
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    Firsssst!

  • 23 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:26am
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    First, bitches!

  • 18 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 11:14pm
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    Slut was ugly and tiny tits. She deserved the verba smackdown

  • 23 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 3:10pm
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    Sounds to me like you have a $3,500 problem that is keeping you from getting some. Learn from this -go buy a pair of tits!

  • 23 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 10:13am
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    Grow some tits and both problems would be solved

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