And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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At which point you should have told him he's not one to complain about size.
What a loser
Or did he lie and say his dick wasn't hard when it really was just that small..
So u both r small in the areas that count?
be resourceful...find a way to make it work!
haaaaaaaaha epic failure.
whiskey dick in Oakland
Wow some guys never grow up
He's the man, hands down .
1109 is a hater bowchickawow chicawowow biatch
What a douchebag.
at first i thought this was in reference to normal sex, then i realized perhaps it's about breast-sex. but honestly, i'm not sure.. especially with alameda county..
Reality hurts sometimes
ugh. PITY. PARTY.
Maybe she was just an ugly bitch and that's why he wasn't hard
i loooove the 510, eyyy.
Been there before. Bad times.
Tittyfucking gone wrong!
2:02 is a moron.
Titty fucking ain't for everyone.\nRemember that.
2:02, 903? please don't give people another reason to dislike Texans...
Slut was ugly and tiny tits. She deserved the verba smackdown
But how about you. Was your dick hard?
story of my life
Sounds to me like you have a $3,500 problem that is keeping you from getting some. Learn from this -go buy a pair of tits!
Grow some tits and both problems would be solved
Titty fucking ain't for everyone! Don't even try it if you're smaller than a DD.