Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
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The level of mockery of this text really depends on the missing punctuation. Whether it's googling "how to get laid" in the library, or "how to get laid in the library" is crucial information. "How to get laid in the library" is information we'd all like to have. But a simple "how to get laid" is just pathetic.
exactly what I was thinking.
I know, right? How are we supposed to know?
It would be redundant of its not "how to get laid in the library". Awnswer= very quietly.
Perfect! SHHHH! Sounds like you're gettin' laid over there!
I can't help it, my orgasm sounds are like a dying walrus.
Step One: Get off the computer and out of the library.
Do not worry, my dear nerd. For some day soon, women will learn not to screw egotistical assholes.
You meet a friend 'to say hello' that is the kind of person who is up for sexy fun. Have the girl wear a dress. Guy wears sweats. Easily you can have some touching down there. That's how I did it. Or take somebody to the private media viewing rooms. More than once I know of people having sex in there
Number of men that turned down his pick-up attempts in the library.
number of times he's eating shit out of a sock in the library.