...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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