How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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