we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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