suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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